My favourite part is when he puts his mens league basketball highlights on the tv and what should be a 30min haircut turns into a 2hr film session where we breakdown game tape and watch his three buckets over and over again

Royce,

Best barber that’s ever graced my headtop. I went on the most errands I ever have gone on, post-haircut. I had an impromptu photoshoot, picked up a girl’s number, and got laid all within hours of a Royce haircut. He’s the guy who makes you into Mr. Steal Your girl. If you want to have poise, go to Royce!

I walked into Royce’s chair lookin’ like a cautionary tale. My hairline had packed up and moved out months ago. My beard? Uneven, depressed, and actively giving “before photo” energy. I looked like I lost custody of my life.

Royce took one look at me and didn’t even flinch. Man just said, “Sit down, bro. We gonna bring you back.” At that point, I didn’t need a barber — I needed divine intervention. But somehow, this man’s clippers must be blessed. When he was done,I looked like I pay my taxes early and get texts back immediately.

The fade was so clean, I caught my reflection and apologized for how I’d been living. He lined me up so precisely, I swear I heard my dead ancestors whisper “finally.” The man sculpted my beard like he was restoring ancient art. I left the shop with more jawline and confidence than I walked in with.

I’m convinced Royce isn’t just a barber — he’s some sort of wizard or lowkey therapist with jokes. The chair talk had me laughing, healing, and re-evaluating all my life choices.

If your barber’s been slacking or you just need to upgrade your cut game, Royce is your guy. This man didn’t just fix my hair — he fixed my week.

5 stars. Would trust him with my hair, my beard, and probably my future.